Look Who's Back!

O.K. while Junknitterr was busy practicing her Fly-chi she got a whiff of something horrific...death, indeed. She called to Fred, "Fred, I smell a dead animal! Gack!" Fred concurred. They hunted around and discovered it was coming from under their front porch...
They poked and prodded under the porch, gagging all the while...finally Fred said, poke here, and Junknitter poked. "Yup, that is something dead," she mused. Junknitter ran to the garden shed and grabbed the tree pruner..."Here Fred, try to snag it with this...gag gag!

Suddenly Fred yelled, "Junknitter, look at this!" "No, no," Junknitter yelled, as she ran around the yard hysterically. "Oh my God, what is it? Oh my God, gak gak. Why is it grimacing so?"

Fred, always ready to show off, said, "Get the Camera." Junknitter furiously shot photos of her hero, Fred as he held the rancid porch beast. They had to triple bag the beast and put it in the garbage can. Fortunately it was garbage night. Henry from down the street had to pick up the lid and then declare, "Don't open that lid!" Duh, Henry!









FRED, Junknitter's hero!












Mother Nature at her best. Famous Fred quote,"Someday we'll look like this?"

Famous Junknitter quote, "Not me, I going to be cremated!"